March 2012
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gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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FUCK
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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February 2012
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looking through some old pictures from a couple summers ago; i was visiting my family and we went to a cemetery to see the graves of some great great relatives or something, and i took a picture of this one grave that made me really sad; it was a baby that was born and died in the same year, and the tombstone read (or the part that really hit me, anyway) “you lived and died in the same...
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and then tumblr flooded with a million and one identical opinions on the same man
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i know we’re all talking about patrick right now, but someone is trying to hypnotize me on omegle and it’s really funny
guaranteed a good few people still replied to that tweet with “bring fob back” or something stupid
a halfhearted refresh dashboard ended up in tears
WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT: CONFESSIONS OF A PARIAH
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than anything. It’s a complicated feeling, one that I’ve been incapable of explaining...
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